Shits & Giggles: Owl and Pussy

Some giggles for the weekend! I howled at this video, it's hilarious. But what's so crazy is that this is actually a classic children's book. Makes me wonder if the writer was writing these sexual innuendos subconsciously or...not. Enjoy and have a safe and happy Halloween.



Happy Fucking
~Bent Girl

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Get your Halloween groove on with some sexy toys for you, you and a friend or you and a bunch of your friends! And all for under 20 bucks!!

 

1. California Exotics 6.5" Pink Jelly - $12.06 
2. Athena Waterproof Mini Massager (with 7soft interchangable tips) - $8.99
3. The Right Spot Vibrator Kit - $9.95
4. Maia Descreet Massager in Designer Case (looks like a lipstick) - $19.60 
5. Spectracles Beaded Anal Vibe - $14.35 
6. Lucid Dream and Lube Sample Kit - $10.95 
7. Classic 5" Top Selling Vibe - $3.95
8. I Rub My Duckie in Paris Pink - $18.99
9. Berma Nefrititi Waterproof Bullet - $13.09 
10. Berman Paris Ribbed G-Spotter - $15.95

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Happy Fucking!
~Bent Girl

(c)2009 Bent Girl

Halloween Fright Night

Ah, it's Halloween again. Time again to dress up, eat too much sweets, drink too much and watch the kiddies beg neighbors you don't even speak to for refinded colored candy treats. Ok well maybe not in that order but you get my drift.

After all that crap is done or if you decide to stay in for the night (which is usually safer these days) then why not snuggle up to the one you love or lust and make it a frightfully ghoulish nite of sex and violence. Isn't that what Halloween is all about?

Check out these blood curdling movies for a night of spooky sex!

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Happy Fucking!
~Bent Girl

(c)2009 Bent Girl






You'll definitely want to see more of Joyce at SATURDAY NIGHT LATINA'S!

'Memba When?

'Memba when waterbeds was the shit?? Ah yeah you old school playas know just what I'm talking about. Everytime I think of an old school playa with a waterbed images of Jerome from Martin come to mind. Creepy images of men luring women to their love den.

Quiet as its kept the waterbed was originally invented in the early 1800s by a Scottish physician, Neil Arnott, to prevent bedsores in invalids. And for some reason in the 90's was the hottest thing a man could offer if he didn't have a sports car. What do I know? I thought it was invented by lonely sailors who missed the sea.

Though I've never felt the motion of the ocean just sitting on one was enough to get me dizzy. I guess I was too young take advantage of this slippery bed used by men (and women) all around the world to ride the wave into better sex. Some how I don't think I missed much of anything. The possibility of becoming nauseous during sex, not having control over my wiggly surroundings...then again it could have been big wet fun!


Happy Fucking!
~Bent Girl

(c)2009 Bent Girl






picture from roundbeds.com

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World Peace Through A Collective Orgasm?

Imagine the calm and relaxation the earth would feel if we all had an orgasm at the same time. That's the idea one organization has been spreading over the last 4 years. The name of the site is called Global Orgasm.org. And in case you didnt know according to this anti-war non for profit group that leg shaking blissful day is December 21st.

The idea is to get all men and women to have a an orgasm all around the world within the course of 1 day to supplement all time zones. After which we would all focus and meditate on peace with our collective consciousness all pointed in one direction to affect the world towards more positivity especially for future generations.

The reasons are based on 3 core principals: Peace, Gender and Social Justice and Global Warming.

The concept is tremendous for those of you that accept a more esoteric way of thinking. Maybe we should all love the one we're with and give it a try. A world where everyone's thoughts are unified if only for a few minutes and everyone's mellow off of the big O? Sounds groovy to me.

Take a look at the site and decide for yourself.

Happy Fucking!
~Bent Girl
(c)2009 Bent Girl