Bent Girl: Designer Sex Toys

Monday, October 13, 2008

Designer Sex Toys

Ahhhhhhhh, the pleasure of my toys. They've kept me warm many a cold horny night when Mr. X (my boy toy) was away. My personal collection is small but growing. I call my favorite one the 'purple monster'. It's a rabbit I picked up from Adam&Eve a few months ago (which I have a lovely ad...*coughs politely for you to click* on the left there). It's the one with the silver balls in it that goes 'round and 'round and 'round. Gotta love those circles. It has a button to make it go in both directions, and then the little bunny vibrates on your pearl like a jack hammer gone haywire! All three modes work at once, vibrations, twirl and the bunny, yeeehaaaw!! If you're a beginner to vibrators though, you'd do best to work your way up to this one. It should be labled 'for professional use only'. Usually though a good rabbit (and there are some cheap ineffective ones) will cost you $80 and up. But I got mine on sale once I bought some other things together with it from Adam&Eve.

I'm all for spending some dough on a good sex toy. Pampering your body is a well deserved treat, regardless of your budget. Egyptian cotton linens, cashmere sweaters fine expensive lotions and regular rubdowns at the spa is every one's birth right. So why do we spend so much time pampering our bodies and neglect to spend the money on the places that give us all the sexy shakes?

I'm talking about the growing trend of designer sex toys. These are high end adult toys and accessories that have a hefty price tag. I'm talking the cost of your car note and better. Dildos, vibrators and the likes that are made up of some of the most precious materials on earth. Rose quarts, pure gold, onyx, ostrich feathers and genuine Swiss engineering are combined in these luxurious play things to create beauty, functionality, unique design and mind blowing orgasms. The aesthetics alone make these great conversation pieces that are truly a work of art. Forget real estate, gold bars and faith in the ever shaky stock market. An emarald butt plug is the way to invest!

Ofcourse I've compiled a few pics and links of a few of the most expensive adult toys and sex accessories your love junk has ever had the pleasure of seeing!

Little Chroma Pricetag $165