Pussy Farts, Varts and Queefs Oh My!

While racking my brain to come up with something entertaining for you all this weekend I stumbled upon a subject that I thought would never become the discussion on sex forums, in comedy acts nor did I think there would be 283,000 entries on this subject according to Google search. My lovelies, I am referring to pussy farts, also called varts and now more popularly called queef! I had to look that shit up and its actually in wikipedia, see for yourself.

We've all experienced it. And I gotta tell ya, it's hilarious. But for my clueless folks-fear not-a pussy fart is not, I repeat, is not gas. A vart (vagina fart) has nothing to do with that bean burrito we ate an hour ago. Take it from someone who has been shamelessly queefing for quite sometime now, its just air that gets trapped in our coochies. Nothing more nothing less. It has to escape eventually, so don't ever run from a pussy fart. Get your giggle out but don't let it stop your flow.

Just in case you were confused about what exactly a pussy fart is-George Carlin


Even Tyra Queefs, bet her's smell like money!!
Super Models Queef Too


One more giggle about the infamous queef. Good stuff.


Happy Fucking!
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