This hottie came a long way from doing commercials and being the snotty little girl aka "kid #2" waiting for ice cream in Friday. She's currently married to Jet's running back Thomas Jones. She's a woman on the come up though, working on an all girl group that includes her sister as well as doing some producing of her own. Good is now promoting her latest film Saw V. This week's Hella Sexy spotlight goes to the boobilicious Megan Good.
The only black female action hero that I can recall growing up is Pam Suzzette Grier. She was fine as hell in the 70's during the Blaxploitation era and is still setting my TV screen on fire in The L Word. Old School Tuesday's just got hotter. Check the trailer to one of my favorite Pam Grier movies 'Coffy'. If you aint seen it, check it!
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Mr. X, my beau, has earned himself 'the most improved sensual massage award' as of late. Why? Because in the beginning of our relationship he was terrible at giving massages. Harsh but true. He makes up for it by doing what I call the 'sex massage'. I often have problems with my lower back, like millions of other folks and on occasion while taking it slow in the doggie position he will massage my back and stroke me all at the same time. Next to chocolate it is heaven on earth. Imagine the feel of literally being massaged inside and out, mmmm. Fellas you might want to try this one out on your lady when the mood is slow and sexy.
But not everyone knows how to give a good, relaxing, sensual massage. Besides being blessed with good hands, I have read a few books here and there about pressure points and basic massage so I can make anyone wilt under my touch.*pops my collar* A sensual massage differs from a regular massage in that it is meant to relax and excite all at once.
TENDER TOUCH
When giving a sensual massage as opposed to a general massage you want to focus on all the erogenous zones, breasts, ass, inner thighs, vagina, dick, hands, inner arm and bottom of feet (as long as they are not ticklish) but not avoiding the back, neck and shoulder either. Work your hands in small circular motions, alternating with long up and down strokes for legs and arms. Communicate with your partner. Its ok to ask if it feels good, or what they want you to do that would make them feel aroused. Do the basics like dim the lights and set the mood with candles or whatever it is that gets him/her relaxed.
TIPS FOR SENSUAL MASSAGE
Use a good grade of massage oil that is without too many dies, chemicals and is pleasing to your partners senses.
Keep the movement flowing. Try not to lift your hands from his/her body until you are finished with the massage.
Trim those nails. Nothing worse than being scratched during a massage.
If you're not sure where to massage, stick with large muscles and avoid bones and massaging directly on the spine.
Lay down a towel, it will get messy.
Most importantly have fun, play and tease your partner. It's really just a form of foreplay so enjoy it.
Or you could say the hell with everything I just said and try pornstar Pinky's oh so sexy massage in the video below. Happy Fucking!
Oh My Damn! I love this woman. She's played everything from 'the other woman' in Chris Rock's remake ofI Think I Love My Wife to the woman who kept her husband grounded inRay (Widescreen Edition) She's a cover girl for Loreal and has even dabbled in producing a music video with Common. She is unabashedly in support of Obama, which somehow makes her even hotter, and let's just come on out and say it...she's damn fine!
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We about to go back...way back in time. My mom had this massive record collection when I was a kid. My favorite thing would be to stare at the artwork and get lost in my imagination. Little did I know that Playboy's 1974 Miss October was featured on the cover of the Ohio Players album poised to be drenched and freaked in a gooey layer of honey.
This weeks Old School Tuesday feature is on none other than Ester Cordet.
Alright now people, I've already given you my stance on the pseud0-freaks on 'Myspace', 'Rude' and other adult social networks. But now it's time to delve into another topic that just sets my locks on fire-jacked up ghetto ass pictures. As the world continues to go picture crazy, snapping pictures for every thinkable reason, I can't help but to notice what people think passes for arousing.
Now I love a good nude picture. I'm down for checking a sexy chick and a buffed dude with a big ole third leg that makes me drool. It's damn sexy. However I need to get at the ghetto muthafukkas on this one. You all know who the hell you are! The ones who take nude flicks of yourselves and have a whole bunch of crap in the back ground or the sistas (and sometimes fellas, how youdoin'??) who have war wounds on their ass cheeks. The fucked up pictures where everything about the picture is hot, but you got one eye closed?! Don't post that shit! This post is for the the clueless people who have no idea that their nudies just are not hot.
A FEW STEPS FOR THE OBLIVIOUS AND CLUELESS Before taking some butt ass naked shots of yourself, please, I beg of you take heed of this simple guide I have put together:
Before taking a picture, check your body for any ashy spots and apply lotion liberally. Drizzled baby oil is a sexy look too. Try it.
Check your surroundings. Remove all evidence of children's toys, cribs, dishes, take-out boxes, dirty clothes including socks and drawls, hangers, brooms and other unnecessary shit. We can see all that behind you, ya know.
Make sure the coast is clear. Check your background. Who or what is behind you? If your door looks dirty like you've lived there for 30 years, pick another background.
If your flash bounces off your mirror causing nothing but a big ass blur, the mirror is not the ideal place to take a nudie, now is it?
Know your genitals. I can't stress this enough people. The extra, extra, extra close up of your cooch or dick and balls is not as attractive as you may think. Only a gynecologist gets that damn close, why should I? Another Hint: If it takes me 5 minutes to figure out if that's your tits or your ass crack I'm staring at, then you're too friggin close.
Which leads me to the next thing-stop using your junk as your main picture. We're all horny, just like you and wanna get to see the goods, but you're seriously objectifying yourself into simply a body part. There are still some of us out there that like to see the face attached to the body part.
Ladies, do you hair, put on some make up, look cute. If you need a perm or you look like you just rolled out of bed, perk yourself up 1st. Damn atleast some lip gloss.
Don't put your kids in the shot or in the background of your nude shot. It sounds soooo obvious but damn if I haven't seen that shit done before.
Stop embarrassing yourself with the kiddie crap. If you have a Winnie the Pooh, Tweety Bird, SpongeBob or a poster of Chris Brown on your wall move it out of the frame. It makes you look real immature.
When posting your picture online turn your picture right side up. If you can't figure out how to turn your picture around so we can all see it, then you don't need to be taking pictures.
Put up more than one picture. Who are you fooling, you got your tits out there for the whole world to see, c'mon throw a few more out there.
The tounge pics...not hot. Just cause you got a tounge ring doesn't mean you know how to use it. If your gonna take a tounge pic, make it sexy. Don't just leave your toungewaggin out there like a dog.
Ok so you get what I'm trying to say here. Putting up your personal pictures is like putting an ad in the paper, well in this case online. It's all advertising and you wanna look your best. No mean muggin, no crap in the background and show off only your best assets...and not that boyle on your ass cheek.
This has been another Famous Rant(tm). Get Right People.
So today is the day I give some love to the fellas. This fine ass man gets the spotlight for today's Hella Sexy Wednesday. Lyricist, activist and as of late, actor, Chicago born rapper Common has a swagger like no other with his uptown/afro centric style of dress. He's been seen around town recently with another Hella Sexy chick, tennis goddess Serena Williams.
He's said publicly to MTV News that he is to play DC Comic's Green Lantern soon, but that was said in February '08 and as we all know alot can change in an instant in Hollywood.
But he is officially playing in the new Terminator 4 movie, said to come out 5/09 playing a character named Bames. I know I look forward to seeing him ripple those muscles in this actions flick.
He just does it for me. What can I say? He makes every cell in my body tingle with anticipation and gives me a release that parallels an out of body experience. He is by far the greatest sex I have had in my life. The reason for my elation is of course Mr. X. Now my intention is not to be overly personal here on Dirty Love, but today, I am feeling in a sharing mood. Not to worry though, there is always something informative in it for you.
So you know the saying, when the kids are away the adults will play. Well this afternoon, Mr. X put it on me like I owed him back taxes! And this was without the dick. I always tease him that if he was to die I would put his tounge on display in the Smithsonian museum because his oral skills are just that good. People would come from all over to view the silver tongue that bought Ever M. Famous soooo much pleasure. Ok well that's my personal little joke that will probaby never happen.
Anyhow, today is of a particular note because on rare occasions, Mr. X (my man) gives me these intense full body orgasms. And today he gave me the sexy shakes. He humbly takes orders and directions yet is persistent and hungry to make sure I get what I call 'the big bang'. He dined on my kitty for about 25 minutes. Mr. X loves to mess with me after I cum. I start to shake and quiver uncontrollable. And what does he do? He teases and teases some more. So he's got me running to the other side of the bed by now. I just can't take any more. The slightest touch sends me into a wild frenzy all over again. After watching me writhe in heat like a nut, he decides to jump in. I was so over the top with excitement that I actually begged him not to fuck me! But of course he does and the full body orgasm starts again. I was still shaking even after he was done and had moved off the bed. I'm not sure why but in a daze I called him all sorts of names. Maybe because he has the power to make me feel this good. I stumbled out of bed just to shake the feeling off that kept making me cum (I always lay around for a bit). I got some water and sat at my computer. My whole body was tingling. I felt like I had 12 cups of coffee. I'm not into drugs or even drinking much but damn if I didn't feel high!
SO JUST WHAT IS A FULL BODY ORGASM? I think the best place to start is with Tantric Sex. In a nutshell Tantra relates to the 1500 year old Indian philosophy of becoming more aware of your feelings and the world around us through sexual energy. I think we all can agree that most people descrbie orgasms differently and have them in varying degrees. An expanded orgasm or full body orgasm is extremely intense.There is an expansive sensation that moves beyond your genitals out into your entire body, sometimes making you feel more alert and energized yet and still very relaxed.
HOW CAN I GET THE SEXY SHAKES? Usually if your into how your body feels it will just happen. But if you've never had a full body orgasm and want to try it for yourself take a look at one of my favorite porn star's Annie Sprinkle's advice on how to get that sexual high above and beyond what you normally feel.
Had a full body orgasm? Let me know all about...COMMENT BELOW.
I found this little Italian gem on YouTube. Seems she made a big name for herself in Europe as well as America. She is a true superstar. Watching her speak and sing in Italian, English and Spanish makes me think of Beyonce singing in Spanish and French on award shows. Seems she knows how to take a page out of great entertainer's books and use it well.
Check out some more facts on Lola here and here. She's one to remember. She made alot of strides in show business as a woman
Ahhhhhhhh, the pleasure of my toys. They've kept me warm many a cold horny night when Mr. X (my boy toy) was away. My personal collection is small but growing. I call my favorite one the 'purple monster'. It's a rabbit I picked up from Adam&Eve a few months ago (which I have a lovely ad...*coughs politely for you to click* on the left there). It's the one with the silver balls in it that goes 'round and 'round and 'round. Gotta love those circles. It has a button to make it go in both directions, and then the little bunny vibrates on your pearl like a jack hammer gone haywire! All three modes work at once, vibrations, twirl and the bunny, yeeehaaaw!! If you're a beginner to vibrators though, you'd do best to work your way up to this one. It should be labled 'for professional use only'. Usually though a good rabbit (and there are some cheap ineffective ones) will cost you $80 and up. But I got mine on sale once I bought some other things together with it from Adam&Eve.
I'm all for spending some dough on a good sex toy. Pampering your body is a well deserved treat, regardless of your budget. Egyptian cotton linens, cashmere sweaters fine expensive lotions and regular rubdowns at the spa is every one's birth right. So why do we spend so much time pampering our bodies and neglect to spend the money on the places that give us all the sexy shakes?
I'm talking about the growing trend of designer sex toys. These are high end adult toys and accessories that have a hefty price tag. I'm talking the cost of your car note and better. Dildos, vibrators and the likes that are made up of some of the most precious materials on earth. Rose quarts, pure gold, onyx, ostrich feathers and genuine Swiss engineering are combined in these luxurious play things to create beauty, functionality, unique design and mind blowing orgasms. The aesthetics alone make these great conversation pieces that are truly a work of art. Forget real estate, gold bars and faith in the ever shaky stock market. An emarald butt plug is the way to invest!
Ofcourse I've compiled a few pics and links of a few of the most expensive adult toys and sex accessories your love junk has ever had the pleasure of seeing!
BORED THIS WEEKEND? Regular porn sites got ya down? Tired of airbrushed boobies and regular ass sex sites? I've got the cure for your kinky blues. Head on over to these sites for the unusual and the funny. These are some of my favorites when there isn't shit else to do online.
Can David Blaine Do This???
.....And It Doesn't Yellow My Teeth!!
And Finally
Some more of My Favorite sites.
A montage of sex games, dumb shit and people who will do anything for money.
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